AH BOY DOING MATHS

Ah Boy was doing his maths homework.

He said to himself, “Two plus five, the son of a bitch is seven.”

“Three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine…”

His mother, Ah Lian heard what he was saying and gasped, “Boy, what are you doing?”

Ah Boy answered, “I’m doing my maths homework, Mom.”

“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.

“Yes,” Ah Boy answered.

Infuriated, Ah Lian go to school and asked the teacher the next day, “What are you teaching my son in maths?”

The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.”

Ah Lian asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the son of a bitch is four?”

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, “What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.”

Dudi too

Dudi :D

15 random things of you that makes me smile...

1. Soulja boy crank that dance hohoho..

2. Complaining..

3. Unexpected letters in your text msgs

4. Mooning you hahaha..

5. You just skipped the topic because couldn’t express some words in malay.

6. Cheating in playing pool/snooker.

7. ”Hello Dudi :D ..Where are you?”

8. You making ridiculous faces

9. Trying to figure out what are you trying to say.

10.When you replied me “ faham bah aiyerr!!” XD

11. I thought using your toe?

12. Realized that i’m not in this Weird Syndrome alone.

13. Unexpected questions from you..

14. Dudi talking to Dudi.. =.=’

15. Dudi misses Dudi

Urban Language

An informal language made up of current phrases or words that are used in place of standard terms for added emphasis, humor or other effects.

"the lingo used by peeps to talk about mad shiz and holla at their homies." can you figure out what's the meaning of this sentence? hahaha...

Well,for me it's quite fun to learn and discover the meanings of urban words because I love rap music and sometimes,I found a lyric that using a certain urban words that I have no idea what it is and I have to find the meanings of it..and I think it's similar like we learning English.Whereby,We have to find out the meaning or definition of the word that we doesn't know in the Dictionary.

Learning Proper English and Urban language at the same time is fun..The more we read and the more new infomations we will get =)
and don't get me wrong because Im doing this just for fun and it's usefull for me to understand the meaning of the lyrics.

I know why many people doesn't like rap music because of the rappers talking too fast over the beat and the listener couldn't understand it plus the words used in the lyrics is quite hard to be understood..So they perfer a slower beat. (English songs is better)

Just forget about Indonesian Pop band.it's Boring.
p/s: Booo!!

“has anyone ever noticed that studying is student and dying put together?
-hahaha... I love this,Honestly saying i never noticed this fact....-

HATE HATE HATE!! zzz..

you can hate a person just by looking at her/him: the hair, the smile, the look, the clothes.Anything can trigger negative feelings.u just have to go with that flow and any proof that person is not horrible will have no influence on you.I don’t know if we could say a good thing about every person we’ve met so far,maybe they haven’t impressed us in a positive way,but we can most certainly bitch about all of them.still there must have been something to annoy us at one point.It’s only human!

for every nice gesture and person who smiled thanks to you, there is an unhappy person,someone who feels neglected or discriminated against.It’s human to be annoyed, but above that, I think it’s human to be hatable (being available for hate).We are hatable with every gesture, every choice we make and tear we drop. Because all these are movements on a map filled with people and when we go one way we get closer to some and estrange from others. We are, in essence, controversial. =x

Some are more controversial than others, true...It depends on how far we move from the center of the map or,in other words,how extremist we are.And how much we show of our personality we show to others. But still, we are always lovable to some and hatable to others.

That’s the breakthrough.We’re both good and evil, pleasant and repulsive, smart and stupid. It only depends on where we’re standing when we’re judging.There is no black and white...Lazy Malay Or Chinese Babi and that’s why the big picture is important:we need to see the balance between the smiles and the tears someone provoke on.And the reasons.the intentions,the more information we have,the better we see the tone of gray.

Anyway,Like it or not we are hatable.

That’s our most human trait. Every person stands for the things another one hates. That’s life...That's it and good night =)